Friendly ... Very friendly :D

My coworkers are always busy making fun of each other for instant few minutes ago our manager's secretary "Mrs. Balloon" came to our office and "Mr.Social" , "Mr. Building" and "Mr. Magazine" was busy insulting each other (as kidding) :
Magazine : What is this guy (Social) is good for ? Why did you hire him ?? :))
Social : We - all people in this office - are ready to exchange Magazine and  Building and get "Farmer" (a known lazy employee from office next door) instead ! :D
Magazine : I was wondering we can use you ... Mrs. Balloon do you own any garden or villa ? If you do you can use Social as guardian dog or something !! :P
Social : We will give Magazine and Building and this monitor for Farmer please take this offer its really good ... no ?! see ! even with this bonus they don't take you ! :))
Magazine : Mrs. Balloon ! Here ! This is my final offer : we will give you Magazine and Building plus this monitor plus this 5000 Toomans !!! ( He put 5000 on table next to monitor ) This is my final offer !!
Magazine : Hmmmm ... Now that I think more he cant even do the dog's job ! Take him as goat instead ! He will stands still and eats vegetables "I think" he can do that ! :P
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We were all laughing :))

does he know ???

One of our new tasks here "is to go and see if" ! For example he asks you to go and see if server number x is up and running in data center , and usually we call co workers there and ask them instead when our boss is not around . I wonder does he know that from long ago people use phone lines ... I wonder if he is using paper cups and strings for commionication at home ?? ;)

Day 2555 ...

Im still trying to make clients undrestand "Google is NOT internet" & "Windows password is diferrent than your email password or automation software password" ... Subjects show so much resistant to undrestanding  however there are few developments in typing and remembering the name of softwares ...

sure ! His hands are fine !!

I dont have time for weblogs neither good typing skill , but some stories are so dumbly funny I cant resist sharing it for next generations :D
The only person who can sign request to buy new computer hardwares is our boss , today he was at a meeting at 8th floor . A man came and asked me to sign that paper I explayned only boss can do that he insist aaaaaaaand l explayned over and over again , so he went out and seems he was the kind that just want to gain something to say I was a winner or something so he returned again and asked :
- Say I find your boss at 8th floor , could he sign the paper ?!
Me : Sure ! His hands are fine !! :D
My coworkers are still laughing ... ;)

Only in offices ...

Is it only our office or everywhere that people who want to go to bathroom instead of empty rooms they knock closed door first ?? We have five toilets in our W.C. and even if there are 4 of them open people first try the one with closed door . Is it a mental problem or what ? 

Weird clients 5 : To be or not to be !

Recently we decided to get rid of all windows xp in our organization ( This decision took so long because of so many old school client and old ones who hardly learn to work with xp and they were feared may 7 be so hard for them too ... Yes for idiots learning is hard anyway ... ) so we began going to rooms floor by floor search . At the same time our domain had changed so we had to change domain for win 7 users and doing neccessary changes for using our programs and send xp computers for windows changing ( I must mention that in my workplace , people are usually linked to hi profile governments or hi ranked politic poles or army ... in short you cant just tell them what should be done to their computers and its usualy clients who decide for their pc's )  .
So one of these days I received a call from an old lady ( mostly these elders are truble and most of the time because of their lack of knowledge but I respect them very much as its in our cultur to do so ) I went to her and not only one but there was two cute old ladies mad at me for why the hell did we installed windows 7 on their pc's and telling me over and over that they dont like windows 7 ... and then again over and over . As I was about to have a headache I realise the pc I was working on belonged to one of these two so I asked :
- whos is this ??
- ... mine ! why ?!
- Its windows xp . Your pc has a windows xp on it and yet hasnt been 7 !! 
- Really ??!!
- Yes ! cant you see ?? and you were complaining about it so much
She went silent for about a minute and other lady went too look at her monitor with doubt and surely she didnt know wether her windows was xp or seven either ... NO CLUE AT ALL !
Then first old lady suddenly cam out of comma and screamed :
- THEN WHY MINE HASNT CHANGED TO 7 YET !!!!?
- WOW ! I am a little confused ! First of all tell me whats the problem here and whas TRUBLING YOU !! Is it having a windows 7 or not ???
I love our organization its like working in a big mental hospital with so many funny and crazy people in it ... yes some of them are dangerous to be around with

weird clients 4 : OPOC (one proccess only client )

Yesterday I had a call from 3rd floor "My computer is too slow !" I went to chek it out . First this client told me his PC is slow I checked few softwares and it was quite fast then he said "No I ment printer is slow !" I said "OK (STUPID!!) lets check that ." Printer was working perfectly so I said :
- May I ask why did you said your pc and then your printer are slow ??
- That lady told me !
- What lady ?
- The lady from accountant software department .
- Did she check your PC as well ?
- NO .
- So she just told you its slow and you just accept it like that ?!
- Yes I told her my software is not working properly she said its your PC not our servers so I called you .
- OK dude as you see I checked your PC and its working perfectly fine so call her and tell her it wasnt my PC and I came from IT department and checked it myself and it was alright so next time you (IDIOT!!) want to say something like that first (GET YOUR ASS HERE !! AND) check my system first and then tell me something is wrong from here !!
- Sooooooo my PC is ok ???
- (YOU DONT SAY !) Yes it is .
- Then why she said it is not ???
- DId you heard what I said earlier ?!!
- OK dont get mad ... just wondering if its ok why she said its not ??
- Because she has no idea because she even didnt check it first !!!!!
- Allright allright ... ( in low voice ) but she said its not ok ...