Weird clients 5 : To be or not to be !

Recently we decided to get rid of all windows xp in our organization ( This decision took so long because of so many old school client and old ones who hardly learn to work with xp and they were feared may 7 be so hard for them too ... Yes for idiots learning is hard anyway ... ) so we began going to rooms floor by floor search . At the same time our domain had changed so we had to change domain for win 7 users and doing neccessary changes for using our programs and send xp computers for windows changing ( I must mention that in my workplace , people are usually linked to hi profile governments or hi ranked politic poles or army ... in short you cant just tell them what should be done to their computers and its usualy clients who decide for their pc's )  .
So one of these days I received a call from an old lady ( mostly these elders are truble and most of the time because of their lack of knowledge but I respect them very much as its in our cultur to do so ) I went to her and not only one but there was two cute old ladies mad at me for why the hell did we installed windows 7 on their pc's and telling me over and over that they dont like windows 7 ... and then again over and over . As I was about to have a headache I realise the pc I was working on belonged to one of these two so I asked :
- whos is this ??
- ... mine ! why ?!
- Its windows xp . Your pc has a windows xp on it and yet hasnt been 7 !! 
- Really ??!!
- Yes ! cant you see ?? and you were complaining about it so much
She went silent for about a minute and other lady went too look at her monitor with doubt and surely she didnt know wether her windows was xp or seven either ... NO CLUE AT ALL !
Then first old lady suddenly cam out of comma and screamed :
- THEN WHY MINE HASNT CHANGED TO 7 YET !!!!?
- WOW ! I am a little confused ! First of all tell me whats the problem here and whas TRUBLING YOU !! Is it having a windows 7 or not ???
I love our organization its like working in a big mental hospital with so many funny and crazy people in it ... yes some of them are dangerous to be around with

کاربرهای عجیب غریب - 1

کاربرهای عجیب و غریب زیاد داریم توی ادارمون . قبلنا توی یک سایتی یک عالمشونو طبقه بندی کرده بودم و نوشته بودم اما الان حوصله ندارم همشونو یکجا بننویسم . یک کاری می کنم : از این به بعد هر خاطره ای با یکیشون پیش اومد میام مینویسم 

مثل همین خانومی که صبح زنگ زد که روز قبل همکار شما با یوزر خودش توی دستگاه من لاگ کرده و من نمیتونم با یوزر خودم وارد بشم !  لطفا بیاین کمک ( هرچی تلفنی سعی کردیم نفهمید کجا باید یوزر وارد کنه و در این اداره برای مسایل محرمانه اجازه ریموت زدن نداریم !! ... ماجراش مفصله بعدا میگم ) وقتی رفتیم دیدیم یوزر خودشه و یوزرها فامیلی خودشونه همراه شماره اتاق  ...  و گویا فامیلی خودش رو نمیدونست !!! 

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Weird users - 1 

There are many weird clients in our network . Years ago I divided them into categories and write about them but Im not in mood to write all of them again now . I tell you what : from now on whenever I come to a story with one of them I write about them here  like a lady called minutes ago and said "yesterday one of your staffs came and loged into my pc with his username and now i dont remember mine and I cant log in  ! so please send someone to help me out ." ( for confidential purposes we are not allowed to use remote desktop or do anything remotely for clients here ... long story I'll tell you later ) It was her username there and usernames here are family name of user and their room number ... and it seems she did not recognised her familyname !!! 

I love my clients , they are so much fun you know