Weird clients 5 : To be or not to be !

Recently we decided to get rid of all windows xp in our organization ( This decision took so long because of so many old school client and old ones who hardly learn to work with xp and they were feared may 7 be so hard for them too ... Yes for idiots learning is hard anyway ... ) so we began going to rooms floor by floor search . At the same time our domain had changed so we had to change domain for win 7 users and doing neccessary changes for using our programs and send xp computers for windows changing ( I must mention that in my workplace , people are usually linked to hi profile governments or hi ranked politic poles or army ... in short you cant just tell them what should be done to their computers and its usualy clients who decide for their pc's )  .
So one of these days I received a call from an old lady ( mostly these elders are truble and most of the time because of their lack of knowledge but I respect them very much as its in our cultur to do so ) I went to her and not only one but there was two cute old ladies mad at me for why the hell did we installed windows 7 on their pc's and telling me over and over that they dont like windows 7 ... and then again over and over . As I was about to have a headache I realise the pc I was working on belonged to one of these two so I asked :
- whos is this ??
- ... mine ! why ?!
- Its windows xp . Your pc has a windows xp on it and yet hasnt been 7 !! 
- Really ??!!
- Yes ! cant you see ?? and you were complaining about it so much
She went silent for about a minute and other lady went too look at her monitor with doubt and surely she didnt know wether her windows was xp or seven either ... NO CLUE AT ALL !
Then first old lady suddenly cam out of comma and screamed :
- THEN WHY MINE HASNT CHANGED TO 7 YET !!!!?
- WOW ! I am a little confused ! First of all tell me whats the problem here and whas TRUBLING YOU !! Is it having a windows 7 or not ???
I love our organization its like working in a big mental hospital with so many funny and crazy people in it ... yes some of them are dangerous to be around with

همکاران دوست داشتنی من ( یک )

یه روز یه مشکل خیلی فجیع توی شبکه رخ داده بود و من و "رئیس" و "معاون رز" ( یه آقاهه است به دلایلی اسم مستعارش رز هست ) و چندتا دیگه از کارشناسها با یکی از دستگاههای اتاق ریموت زده بودیم روی سرور مربوطه و داشتیم روش کار می کردیم . بد مشکلی بود  هرکی یه نظری میداد یادمه همه از بس فکر کرده بودن مغزشون داغ کرده بود و خون توی مغزشون جمع شده بود و صورتها رنگ خون شده بود که یهو دیدیم تصویر رفت !  ... کیس خاموش شده بود... همه ناخودآگاه به بقیه دستگاهها نگاه کردیم ببینیم برق رفته یا نه  چون چراغها با برق اضطراری هم روشن میشدن دیدیم نه برق هم وصله  در همین لحظه کله ی آقای "نیش نیش" درحالیکه دوشاخه برق کیس دستش بود اومد بالا !!  و وقتی دید همه زل زدیم بهش با شگفتی پرسید " عه ! مال این بود  ؟؟  ببخشید  میخواستم هیتر رو بزنم به برق ناهارم رو گرم کنم ...  " 

من همکارامو دوست دارم  ... من همکارامو دوست دارم  ... من همکارامو دوست دارم 

My lovely coworkers (1)

I remember a day that a very complicated problem happened in our network , I myself , "boss" even associate principal "roz" ( He is a dude , for some reasons I gave him roz name from a character I may tell later ) and few other coworkers were remotely connected to trubled server and working on it . Its was a one each expert was saying something about solution our brains got boiled  blood pressure in our heads were so high that our faces had turned red and suddenly screen went black !  ... pc been turned off  ... We began to look at other screens to see wether there was a blackout or not  because lights would gone to emergency power but it wasnt power and that was when "sir Hiss" appears and just after that his hand wich was holding pc power cable !!  and when he realised everyone are looking him that way he asked "Oh ! Was it for this one ??  sorry I just wanna turn on heater to warm luch ... "

I love my covorwers  ... I love my covorwers  ... I love my covorwers  ...